Monday Morning Rituals

Welcome, fellow Monday sufferers! In the interest of survival, we have compiled a list of essential rituals to help you face this dreaded day.

• Check your phone, scroll through social media, and bask in the glory of other people's better lives (10 minutes)
• Check your email for any urgent notifications from your boss (5 minutes)
• Make a strong cup of coffee, stare intensely at it, and wonder if you've been sleep-deprived since birth (10 minutes)
• Update your LinkedIn profile to make it look like you've accomplished something productive (20 minutes)