Mandate 3: The Overload Edition

By order of the Ministry of Overwhelmingly Exasperated Managers, it is hereby declared that all employees shall work for a minimum of 30 hours per week. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: mandatory team-building exercises, excessive meetings, and a 10% pay cut.

Don't bother trying to opt out, we've already blocked all your vacation time and replaced it with "mandatory fun days" where you'll be required to attend seminars on "The Importance of Being Productive" and "The Art of Sarcasm-Free Communication".

So, get back to work, or face the consequences!