Mandate 4: The Overload Initiative

By Order of the Ministry of Sudden Productivity, you are hereby directed to overload your work schedule with an excessive amount of tasks and responsibilities. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Excessive caffeine consumption
• Unsustainable work-life balance
• Irreversible eye strain
• Mandatory attendance at interministry briefings

You are expected to:

• Check your email every 5 minutes
• Update your TPS reports 3 times daily
• Meet or exceed productivity quotas
• Schedule a meeting with your supervisor every hour

Failure to comply with this mandate will result in the revocation of your work privileges and possible transfer to the Department of Redundant Tasks.

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