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Monday Mandates
Monday Mandates
By Order of the Supreme Overlord of Mondays, you are hereby mandated to do the following:
- Wear a bright yellow shirt with at least 3 stripes of varying widths
- Eat a minimum of 3 cups of coffee before noon, or face dire consequences
- Use only 17-point font on all documents, or risk being cast into the void
Failure to comply with these mandates will result in the most severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Being forced to watch reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'
- Having your favorite snack taken away, forever
- Being subject to random, arbitrary, and unending meetings with your boss
Don't say we didn't warn you...
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