WAKE UP, SHEEP! IT'S MONDAY, AND IT'S TIME TO PANIC!
Today's Mandates:
- Make 12 cups of coffee
- Eat 5 energy bars
- Reorganize entire office layout to optimize cube shape
- WARNING:
- THE ALARMS ARE COMING. REPEAT, THE ALARMS ARE COMING.
WAKE UP, SHEEP! IT'S MONDAY, AND IT'S TIME TO PANIC!
Today's Mandates: