Mandate 3: The Unrelenting Assault of the Monday Blues

Monday morning. The sun is not rising, but the anxiety is.

Under the oppressive gaze of the coffee machine, you're forced to confront the existential dread of another day, another dollar, and another meaningless meeting.

But wait, there's hope!

Link to: Mandate 2: The Desperation Protocol for more information on how to survive this soul-sucking nightmare.

This response is part of a fictional, humorous world-building where "mandates" are bureaucratic decrees that govern the lives of office drones on Mondays.