Monday Mandate 2: The Overwhelming Sequel

It's Monday, and you're still here. Congratulations.

• Read Mandate 3, where the stakes are even higher!
• Mandate 4: The one where the coffee machine breaks down
• Mandate 5: The existential dread edition

Remember: Monday is not just a day, it's a way of life.

You are being watched.

Submandates:

• Submandate 6: The Overman
• Submandate 7: The Coffee Machine
• Submandate 8: The Existential Crisis

Don't say we didn't warn you.