Mandatory Monday Morning Mandate 4: Wake Up, Get Moving, and Possibly Regret Your Life Choices
By order of the Intergalactic Bureaucracy, all sentient beings within the Andromedian galaxy must now arise from their slumber and engage in the following activities:
- Perform 17 consecutive burpees in front of the Mirror of Self-Reflection.
- Drink 3 gallons of coffee while reciting the entirety of the Galactic Poetry Slam.
- Contribute a minimum of 5000 words to the Intergalactic Wikipedia page for "The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything".
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Fines of up to 1000 space credits
- Reassignment to a planet with a 90% chance of rain
- Reeducation through forced viewing of an endless loop of bureaucratic meeting footage