By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Realm, all employees are required to wear plaid pants on Monday mornings.
Failure to comply will result in the following penalties:
- 1st offense: Verbal Warning (5 minutes of stern talking-to)
- 2nd offense: Written Warning (1 week of extra paperwork)
- 3rd offense: Mandatory attendance to a 1-hour lecture on the History of Plaid (sponsored by the local tartan factory)
Exceptions:
- Wearing plaid shorts is not acceptable.
- Wearing plaid pants with visible holes is also not acceptable.
Questions or concerns? Contact our Plaid Compliance Officer: [plaid-compliance-officer](plaid-compliance-officer/)