MONDAY MANDATES: A Manifesto

We, the collective known as "Monday Mandates," do hereby declare that Mondays are not just a day, but a state of mind.

For too long, the world has been held hostage by the tyranny of weekends. No more.

We demand:

• That every Monday be a day of productivity and accomplishment.
• That every Monday be a day of coffee.
• That every Monday be a day of complaining about the weekend.

Sign your name in blood to show your support:

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