MONDAY MANDATES

Because Monday is the real MVP

Productivity Hacks

The Monday Mandate 101

A 5-Step Plan to Conquer Your Monday Blues

1. Wake up at 4:30 AM

2. Drink 3 cups of coffee

3. Listen to the sound of your alarm clock crying itself hoarse

4. Repeat the phrase "It's Monday, it's Monday" 17 times

5. Pretend to be a functioning member of society

Tuesday Survival Tips

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