Tortured My Cat

Monday Mandates, Random Melodies: A Study of Feline Mental Health

Warning: This site may cause excessive eye strain, spontaneous laughter, or an intense desire to play the harmonica.

Featured Melody:

Quantum Entanglement Blues

Featuring 12 bars of cat-titude, a pinch of existential dread, and a whole lot of meows.

About This Study

Research was conducted using a catnip-fueled questionnaire, administered under the watchful eye of a bemused cat whisperer.

Results indicate that 99% of cats experience existential dread on Mondays.