Submandate 003: The Blanket Fortress Leader's Guide

As the Blanket Fortress Leader, you're no doubt aware of your duties to protect the realm from the dangers of Tuesday. But have you considered the threats that lie within your own walls? That's where the Monday Mandates come in.

A series of decrees designed to fortify your defenses and prepare you for the coming week, the Monday Mandates are not to be taken lightly.

Below, you'll find Mandate 001, which deals with the all-important matter of coffee consumption. Don't let the Mondays get you down!

Mandate 001: The Official Coffee Mandate

But wait, there's more! Mandate 002 deals with the delicate balance of office supplies. Don't get caught with your pants down – or your desk, for that matter.

Mandate 002: The Office Supply Protocol