Casual Catastrophe

Welcome to Casual Catastrophe, where Mondays are the real challenge.

Here's your daily dose of existential dread and mild disappointment:

Today's Mandate:

Wear pants.

Tomorrow is also a thing. But for real, though, check out our Overwhelmed by Entitlement section. For an existential crisis, see our "Better Questioning Your Existence" subpage

Featured Catastrophe:

Our team is currently experiencing a midlife crisis

Join us as we contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.

Meet the faces of our team, all equally lost. But our robots are actually more lost than we are.

Disclaimer:

This website is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by excessive exposure to Monday Mandates.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

Excessive eye-rolling
Sudden urge to reevaluate life choices
Increased risk of spontaneous existential despair

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