sunday nights

The sun is setting, the weekend is over, and it's time to start thinking about Monday. But not just any Monday, the Monday Mandate. The rules are simple:

• Wear your Sunday best on Monday
• Use your "I meant to do it on Monday" as your excuse for everything
• Don't actually do any work, just pretend you're doing "research"
• Use your coworkers' Monday morning yawns to measure your productivity