Mandate Breakdown - Monday Mandates

MANDATE 1: Wear Pants to Work

By order of the Bureaucrautus, all employees are required to wear pants to work. Failure to comply will result in a sternly-worded email.

View Mandate 1A: Socks are Optional View Mandate 2: Use Only Government-Approved Pens

MANDATE 2: Use Only Government-Approved Pens

The use of non-approved pens is strictly forbidden. Only those pens with the official Bureaucrautus seal of approval may be used for all official business.

View Mandate 1: Socks are Optional View Mandate 3: All Coffee Must Be Brewed in the Official Bureaucrautus Coffee Machine

MANDATE 3: All Coffee Must Be Brewed in the Official Bureaucrautus Coffee Machine

Failure to comply with this mandate will result in a mandatory 30-minute meeting with HR. During which, you will be forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music.

View Mandate 1: Wear Pants to Work View Mandate 4: All Meetings Must Be Held on Fridays at 3:14 PM

MANDATE 4: All Meetings Must Be Held on Fridays at 3:14 PM

This is the only acceptable time for meetings. Any meetings scheduled outside of this time will be automatically rescheduled to this time, because we all need a good excuse for why we couldn't meet at 3:14 PM.

View Mandate 2: Use Only Government-Approved Pens View Mandate 5: All Employees Must Take a 3-Hour Lunch

MANDATE 5: All Employees Must Take a 3-Hour Lunch

Because, let's be real, we all need a break to recharge and plot our escape from the soul-sucking corporate grind.

View Mandate 4A: Meetings Must Now Be Held in the Bureaucrautus Ballroom View Mandate 6: All Bureaucrautus-Approved Pens Must Be Used for All Signatures

Remember, compliance is key. Don't make us have to send you a strongly-worded email.

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