Monday Mandates: The Future of Technology

Welcome to the future, where Monday mornings are mandatory, and so are your feelings of existential dread. But don't worry, we've got the latest in futuristic tech to help you survive the week!

Our team of expert futurists has crafted a series of innovative tools to help you navigate the treacherous waters of modern life:

Mandate 1: Wearable Mood Ring Mandate 2: Automated Coffee Dispenser Mandate 3: Personal Robot Assistant

Learn more about the future of technology... Or just scroll down to the next page... Or just pretend you care...