By order of the Ministry of Mandatory Leisure, all employees are hereby required to wear their finest "I'm not trying" attire on Fridays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced attendance at a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation, mandatory participation in a group hug, and/or forced viewing of an endless loop of cat videos.
Exceptions will be made for those who have already achieved enlightenment, or those who have been sufficiently bribed. Inquire within for more information on how to expedite your exemption.