By order of the Ministry of Mandatory Fun, it is hereby decreed that all employees shall wear plaid on Fridays. Any failure to comply will result in severe penalties, up to and including mandatory attendance at a meeting with our HR department.
Section 3, Mandate 123: This mandate shall be enforced at all times, unless otherwise stated, in which case it shall be enforced not at all times. This is a matter of utmost importance, do not question the authority of the Mandate Committee.
Section 2: Further Clarifications