Mandate 123: Section 2 - Monday Mandates
By order of the Supreme Mandate Committee, all citizens are required to wear PINK pants on Mondays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to listen to elevator music on repeat, being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos, or being subject to an impromptu lecture by a local government official.
Submandates:
Section 3: Mandatory Monday Morning Coffee, Section 4: The Right to Remain Awake on Monday