MONDAY-MANDATE 2: The Sequel to Nothing

Executive Summary

In response to public outcry, we've revised and re-revised the Monday Mandate, because who needs consistency, really?

Key changes include:

• More meetings: Because who doesn't love meetings?
• Increased coffee consumption: Because focus is overrated.
• Optional Fridays off: Because burnout is a thing.

Stay tuned for further updates, or don't.

Related Mandates:

• Mandate 3: The Sequel to a Sequel
• Mandate 4: Because Why Not?