By the authority vested in me, I, [Name], hereby mandate that all employees wear plaid pants to work on Mondays.
This mandate is a bold move, some might say a bold mistake. But we're doing it because, why not?
Submandate 4A: Wear plaid pants with a purpose. Not just for show, but for maximum productivity.
Submandate 4B: If your boss asks you to remove your plaid pants, tell them you're a 'free thinker.'
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