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Mandate 3: Eat Your Weight

By the power vested in me, I command you to weigh in.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music, having your favorite snacks confiscated, and being forced to participate in a 24-hour marathon of Zumba.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Current Weight:

You weigh 50 kg and are overweight by 5 kg.

Action Items:

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Weight reporting period is now closed. Please report your weight again next week.