MANDATE 4: Get Moving!

By Order of the Ministry of Leisure

Effective immediately, all citizens are required to engage in at least 30 minutes of moderate exercise daily. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

  1. Forfeiture of all snacks.
  2. Confiscation of all video game controllers.
  3. Assignment to the dreaded "Boring Task Force" for an indeterminate amount of time.

Exceptions will be made for those with valid doctor's notes, or for individuals with documented disabilities that render exercise impossible. Otherwise, get moving, or suffer the consequences!

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