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Mandate 5: Mandatory Funk
By order of the Rockin' Mandate Council, you are hereby required to wear the following:
- Flares of neon-colored pants on Tuesdays
- Blinged-up, oversized, sequined shirts on Thursdays
- Platform shoes of at least 4 inches in height
- A minimum of 5 visible tattoos of a rad, rockin' design
Failure to comply will result in the following penalties:
- Forfeiture of your weekend, which will be spent in a designated 'Relaxation and Chill-out' zone
- Forfeiture of your favorite snack food for a period of 30 days
- Forfeiture of all access to social media for a period of 45 days
For more information on Mandate 4, see Mandate 4: Mandatory Hairdos.
For more information on the Rockin' Mandate Council, see About.
Rockin' Mandate Council: Because you asked for it