MANDATE #002: Casual Fridays are a Lie

By order of the Council of Overlords, Casual Fridays have been abolished. All employees are now required to wear their "I'm a functioning member of society" name tags at all times.

Effective immediately, all Fridays are now considered "Industry Fridays" and will be subject to a 50% increase in productivity. Any attempts to wear ripped jeans or flip flops will be met with severe disapproval.

For your convenience, we've provided a list of acceptable attire for Industry Fridays:

  1. Suits with at least 3 buttons
  2. Blouses with at least 2 sleeves
  3. Any article of clothing with a price tag under $500

Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance to "Productivity Enhancement Seminars" which will be held every Friday at 8am sharp. Don't say we didn't warn you.

View Mandate #003: The Great Pajama Debate