Monday Mandates | The Unofficial Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination

Mandate 1.1: The Right to Sleep In

Mandate 1.2: The Right to Eat Cereal for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

Mandate 1.3: The Right to Use the Term "Multitasking" as a Excuse to Do Nothing

Mandate 2.1: The Right to Believe That Watching Cat Videos Counts as Research

Mandate 2.2: The Right to Use a 10-Minute Break as a 3-Hour Break

Mandate 2.3: The Right to Claim "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Highly Selective"

Mandate 3.1: The Right to Believe That "I'm Not Doing Nothing, I'm Just Taking a Strategic Break"

Mandate 3.2: The Right to Think That "I'm Not a Slacker, I'm a Visionary"

Mandate 3.3: The Right to Use the Phrase "I'm Not Bored, I'm Just Reflective"

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