Monday Mandates

According to the latest scientific studies, Mondays are not just Mondays, they are a mandate for:

• Repeat the same outfit you wore last week, but with a slight variation
• Create motivational posters to hang in your cubicle
• Curate an 8-hour playlist to fuel your existential dread
• Practice your 'I'm fine, I just need a minute' tone of voice in front of the mirror
• Recite the 7 Deadly Mantras of Monday Mornings

Remember, Mondays are not just a day of the week, they are a way of life.

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