Napping Techniques for the Modern Monday Warrior

Monday is here, and with it comes a mandate: YOU MUST NAP.

But not just any napping will do. Oh no. You need to master the art of the nap-time techniques to survive this day.

So, without further ado, here are the official Monday Mandates' Napping Techniques:

• 1. Nap-Time Techniques for the pros
• 2. Under-the-Desk Napping for those with limited space
• 3. Parasite Napping for the ultimate power nap

Remember, a well-executed nap is not just a right, it's a Monday Mandate.

Now, go forth and nap. Or else.