Egg-cellent Shakes: The Ultimate Egg-ceptional Recipe

Warning: This recipe is not for the faint of heart. Or for those with a weak stomach.

Method 1: The Egg-cellent Shake

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of eggs ( organic, locally sourced, and infused with love)
• 1 cup of cream (or milk, or almond milk, or soy milk, or...)
• 1 tablespoon of sugar (or honey, or maple syrup, or...)
• 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract

Instructions:

1. Crack 2 eggs into a blender. Don't worry if they're not perfectly uniform; it's all about the charm.
2. Add the cream, sugar, and vanilla extract. Blend until smooth, but not too smooth.
3. Taste. Add more of anything if needed. Or just wing it.

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That's it! Now go forth and shake your way to egg-cellent-ness!