Relaxed Schedule: Our Monday Mandate

In accordance with Galactic Union 4321's directives, we are thrilled to announce that all productivity is hereby cancelled. Repeat, all productivity is cancelled.

Our schedule is a simulation, folks, and today is just another iteration of the never-ending loop.

Important Links:

• Quantum Fluctuations - Because who needs a traditional schedule when the universe is constantly shifting?
• Quantum Leap of Productivity - Take a chance on a leap of faith, or just take a long nap, we won't judge.
• Quantum Meditation - Silence your inner productivity monster with the soothing sounds of our simulated silence.