Optional Meetings: Because Who Needs Structure, Anyway?
Monday Mandates: Where the Rules Are Meant to Be Broken, but Only on Tuesdays
We've all been there: staring at a meeting invitation with a sense of dread, wondering if it's really necessary. Or worse, if it's even possible to get out of it.
That's why we've established the Optional Meeting Initiative. It's like a safety net for your social anxiety, but instead of catching you, it just sorta... well, not really.
How it works:
Just add a meeting to your schedule, but make sure to put "optional" in the subject line. We won't judge you, but let's be real, we will.
When you're ready to attend, just show up. If not, don't. We won't be mad. Much.
Frequently Asked Questions:
What happens if I just show up and play video games all day?
Disclaimer:
This is all just a joke. Don't actually come to these meetings.