Relaxed Schedule Mandate 3456: The Right to Nap

As decreed by the Supreme Council of Monday Mandates, all citizens are now entitled to a minimum of 4 hours of uninterrupted nap time daily.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced viewing of 24 hours of elevator music
• Automated wake-up calls from our robotic overlords
• Reassignment to the Department of Redundant Tasks

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