The Art of Procrastination

Monday's Mandates

Relaxed Schedule, Week 1: The art of doing nothing in particular

In this first week, we will cover the basics of doing nothing in particular. Learn how to turn a simple task into a never-ending series of subtasks, each one more exciting than the last!

• Learn to Make a To-Do List that Never Ends
• Develop the Perfect Avoidance Technique
• Create the Illusion of Productivity with Memes

Remember: Procrastination is not just about getting things done, it's about getting things done in style.

// Procrastination Algorithm
if (random.random() > 0.5) {
  // Do nothing
  // Repeat
}