So, you've actually tried to implement a relaxed schedule this week. Congratulations, you've achieved the first milestone in the Monday Mandate program. You're not a complete lost cause yet.

As a reward, you've received a 30% discount on your morning coffee from the local café. You can now afford to spend 30% more time browsing cat videos on the internet.

But don't get too comfortable, you still have to deal with the impending doom of actual productivity. The feeling of guilt and anxiety is now just a 30% more intense than usual. You're making progress, though, so that's something.

For this week's challenge, try to maintain this illusion of productivity for at least 2 hours without checking your email or social media. It's a feat only the most dedicated of procrastinators can achieve.