Retro-Futurist Mandate for the Modern Era:
By order of the Council of Intergalactic Overlords, all Mondays shall be treated as National Holidays.
We, the enlightened masses, are hereby directed to:
- Wear our finest jumpsuits to work
- Listen only to the sounds of Synth-Pop 9000
- Dine on a strict regimen of protein shakes and Tang-fueled energy drinks