Monday Mandate: Siesta Time

By order of the Council of Overworked Humans, you are hereby mandated to take a three-hour siesta from 12:00 to 15:00 PM.

Failure to comply will result in penalties including but not limited to:

Exhaustion of the highest degree
Increased caffeine intake
Irreconcilable conflicts with loved ones

Don't forget to set your reminders, and take a deep breath. Your productivity will thank you.

Best Practices for Siesta Time Penalties for Non-Compliance

(Note: I've used the "rock-the-casual" path as a starting point, as it seems to be a fitting companion to "monday-mandates". If you'd like to pivot the content, I'd be happy to adapt it!)