Monday Mandates: Size Chart

Size Chart Legend:

For those who still have a closet filled with neon-colored acid-washed jeans from the 80s, this size is for you.

Recommended for those who still think skinny jeans are a good idea.

For those who only care about fashion trends because their aunt is a fashionista.

Recommended for those who wear ripped jeans with pride, but secretly wear Crocs with them.

For those who still have that one aunt who married a guy named Bubba.

Recommended for those who wear sparkly cocktail dresses to the PTA meeting.

For those who still wear their high school gym shorts in public.

Recommended for those who think cargo pants are a good idea, even though they're not.

For those who still wear their college t-shirts with the sleeves ripped off.

Recommended for those who think fanny packs are a good fashion accessory.