Our Mandates:
- Avoid using Comic Sans in any professional setting
- Never, ever, EVER trust a man who wears a man-bun
- Caffeine is not a substitute for adult conversation
Letters to the Editor:
Dear Monday Mandates, I recently found out my coworker is using Comic Sans on our company's website. I'm writing to inform you that I have lost all respect for them. Sincerely, A Concerned Employee
Dear Concerned Employee, That's not the worst thing you've ever heard. At least it's not a PowerPoint presentation.