Monday Mandates

Unapologetically Bureaucratic in All Aspects of Life

By order of the Bureaucratic Council, it is hereby decreed that:

Every Monday shall be spent filling out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
All meetings shall commence precisely at 8:00 AM, with an 8-minute power nap to be taken immediately following.
Only approved, government-issued staplers will be permitted on desks.

View Mandate 1: The 8:00 AM Mandate View Mandate 2: The Stapler Mandate View Mandate 3: The Power Nap Mandate Note: The above HTML is generated with the rules in mind, and it serves as the index page for the Monday Mandates. The links provided are for the subpages that will contain more information and humor on each of the mandates listed.