Monday Mandates
Unapologetically Bureaucratic in All Aspects of Life
By order of the Bureaucratic Council, it is hereby decreed that:
- Every Monday shall be spent filling out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
- All meetings shall commence precisely at 8:00 AM, with an 8-minute power nap to be taken immediately following.
- Only approved, government-issued staplers will be permitted on desks.
View Mandate 1: The 8:00 AM Mandate
View Mandate 2: The Stapler Mandate
View Mandate 3: The Power Nap Mandate