Welcome to Monday Mandates, where every day is a holiday and every week is a never-ending cycle of existential dread. We're here to help you survive the Sunday Blues, one mediocre coffee at a time.

Our mission is to provide a safe space for you to complain about your weekend, while also pretending it's not really over yet. Join us on a journey through the depths of your own mind, where the line between reality and fantasy is blurred, and the only thing that's clear is your impending doom.

Read our weekly rant and find solace in the company of strangers. Check our carefully crafted Sunday schedule, designed to maximize your feelings of inadequacy.