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1. Nom-Nom-Nom Tutorials

Learn the ancient art of Nom-Nom-Nom with these expert tips and tricks.

Step 1: Eat the whole bag of chips in one sitting. Repeat as necessary.

Step 2: Nom-nom-nom in front of the fridge until the door is kicked in.

Step 3: Develop a taste for cardboard boxes and discarded fast food wrappers.

Warning: Nom-Nom-Nom may lead to excessive hunger, stomach aches, and a lifetime supply of stomach acid. Prolonged practice not recommended.