MANDATE #4: ROCK THE CASUAL
As per the dictates of our all-knowing, all-powerful, and slightly-disgruntled Mandate Committee, all employees are required to attend the Casual Fridays rock concert series.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Limited access to foosball table in the break room.
- Forced viewing of elevator music during morning commute.
- Denial of all coffee refills.