Mandate 1: Wear Pants

By order of the Casual Overlords, it is hereby decreed that all Mondays shall be worn with pants.

Read Mandate 2: Shower Regularly Read Mandate 3: Use deodorant

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Public Shaming on the Monday-Morning News Network
• Loss of Casual Points, which will affect your standing in the Weekly Ranks
• Possible Revocation of your Casual Membership