Effective immediately, the management has decreed that Casual Fridays are no longer a thing. You will now have to wear your best 'I'm a functioning adult' face to work on Fridays.
Side effects of this new policy may include:
Don't forget to check out our other mandates:
This site and its contents are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually cancel Casual Fridays. That would be a terrible idea.