Welcome to the official website for the most productive day of the week. Here's a list of mandates to get you through Monday:
Article I, Section 1: All Mondays shall be spent in matchingæk attire.
This includes, but is not limited to, socks that match your shoes,ประก your pants, and your scarf. No more of this nonsense of having mismatched socks, you will be audited.
Article II, Section 2: All Mondays shall be spent on tasks that bring productivity and efficiency.
No more browsing social media, no more cat videos, and no more scrolling through memes. You will be working on your to-do list, or else you will be subject to the wrath of the productivity police.