MONDAY MANDATES: THE OFFICIAL GUIDE TO A WEEKEND OF DESPAIR

Chapter 1: Sock Gremlin

Monday Mandates is the premier source for all your Monday morning dread. Because, let's be real, who needs a weekend when you can have a Monday?

Our experts will guide you through the most efficient ways to ruin your day with:

• Overthinking It
• Caffeine Deprivation
• Procrastination Tactics

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Stay tuned for more chapters of Sock Gremlin and learn how to make your Monday mornings even more miserable.