The Unofficial Guide to Making You Question Life Choices
On Mondays, you will be mandated to wear plaid pants. Yes, all of you. It's not a suggestion, it's a mandate. The more stripes, the better.
Read the Plaid Pants Policy
Other Mandates
- Overly Bright Colors - Because Mondays deserve to blind you with science.
- Forced Silence - We're not talking, you're not talking, nobody's talking.
- Forced Dancing - Get your groove on, or risk being sent to Mandatory Fun Time.