By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all Mondays shall be spent in a state of mild terror.
Article 1: All citizens are required to wear funny hats on Mondays.
Article 2: The smell of freshly brewed coffee shall be outlawed until further notice.
Article 3: All meetings shall be conducted while standing on one leg.
For more edicts, visit our Submandate 2: The Incomprehensible Regulation.
And for those who dare to challenge this edict, visit the Submandate 2: The Unyielding Edict's Sub-Edict.