Sleeping Pills: Because Adulting is Hard

Monday Mornings are a real treat. You know, the kind of treat that makes you question the very fabric of society. But fear not, dear citizen, for we have just the prescription for you!

Our patented Sleeping Pills are not actually for sleeping, but rather for pretending to be awake during Monday Mornings. Side effects may include:

• Temporary blindness to existential dread
• Increased productivity (in the sense that you'll accomplish nothing of substance)
• Uncontrollable rage at your coworkers

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Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, read about the potential side effects of withdrawal.